Milk puns milk me happy! I hope they also make you happy. Here are some milk puns to brighten your mooooo-dy day.
- You milk (make) me whole.
- She milks (makes) me happy.
- Milk up your mind.
- Milk (make) me your best friend.
- Don’t cry over split milk.
- Life is short, milk it!
- Milk it for what it’s worth.
- Milk his wallet dry.
- We’re gonna be lait again!
- It’s never too lait.
- A lait bloomer.
- I can’t lait a finger on it.
- I loved you ever since I lait eyes on you.
- How Dairy – A man threw milk, butter and cheese at me… how dairy!
- Legen-dairy – Famous and admired cow.
- Your moovies are legen-dairy!
- Cheese pun makers are legen-dairy.
- The stuntcow was so dairy-ng.
- They should add cheese as a secon-dairy food source.
- My mom loves embroi-dairy.
- I’m trying to learn Man-dairy-n language.
- Time to stand in soli-dairy-ty.
- Know your boun-dairy.
- Dairy beloved.
- I love you dairy.
- The cheese creamed his pants.
- Beyond my wildest creams.
- A cream (dream) come true.
- I scream for ice cream!
- A cream come true.
- Sweet creams dear!
- Smooth cream-inal.
- I don’t dis-cream-inate.
- Her blood was cream-son red.
- Twist and milk-shake!
- Curd your enthusiasm.
- Curd you please help me with the chores?
- I don’t like how curd he was when talking to me.
- Cows have hooves instead of feet because they lack toes!
- Some cows are lack-toes intolerant.
- Cheese pick up lines are just cheesy.
- Cheesy come, cheesy go.
- That’s what cheese said.
- Cheese (Seize) the moment!
- Cowabunga – Expression of surprise or joy by Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows. 2.) A cow and bun doing the Conga.
- Ac-cow-ntant – Cow good with numbers.
- Cow-lamity – Disaster involving cows.
- Deja Moo – French cow expression describing a familiar feeling or experience.
- Moomy – Cow’s mother.
- Watch your manners young man… don’t get me in a bad mooood!
- Whoa! Callie the Cow sure could dance – she had cool mooooves!
- Amoos – To cause a cow to find something funny.
- Moofin – Cows favorite sweet treat.
- Happy Moo Year!
- It’s a brand moo day!
- You make me feel brand moo!
- Moos – What cows listen to on the TV or radio to keep tabs on what’s happening in the world.
- You’re my only love… there is no udder!
- Do cows ever think that the grass is tastier on the udder side?
- “It’s whey pasture bedtime!”
- Cows stampeding would cause udder chaos!
- Cows are udderly peaceful animals.
- Udder-standing is really important.
- There are udder better things to do than watch TV.
- When there’s a herd of cows coming your direction, you better move awhey!
- Whey to go, cow!
- Don’t be so sour.
- She was a very spoiled child.
- Don’t spoil your dinner.
- All the good ideas I’ve ever had came to me while I was milking a cow ~ Grant Wood
- Not every man remembers the name of each cow that has supplied every drop of milk he has drunk ~ Shmel Yosef Agnon
Q: Why did the cow cross the ocean?
A: To get to the udder tide.
Q: Why don’t cows ever have money?
A: Because farmers milk them dry.
Q: How do you make a milk shake?
A: Give a cow a pogo stick.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
Q: What did one dairy cow say to the other?
A: Got milk?
Q: Why did the cow cross the playground?
A: To get to the udder slide.
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
Q: What happens when you talk to a cow?
A: It goes in one ear and out the udder.
Q: Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder.
Q: What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bedtime.
Q: Where do cows go to eat lunch?
A: The calf-eteria.
Q: How did the cow get to Mars?
A: It flew through udder space.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A: Milk and Quackers!
Q: Why don’t cows remember things you tell them?
A: Because everything goes in one ear and out the udder.
Q: What do you call it when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
A: An Udder-Catastrophe
Q: What kind of milk comes from a forgetful cow?
A: Milk of Amnesia
Q: What do you call the spots on black and white cows?
A: Holstains
Q: Where do Russians get milk?
A: From Mos-cows
Q: What do you call a cow that just gave birth to a calf?
A: Decalfenated.
Q: What do you call a cow that can’t give milk?
A: An udder failure.
Q: What did one dairy cow say to the other?
A: Got milk?
Q: What do you get when you cross a smurf with a cow?
A: Blue cheese!
Q: Where do cow astronauts stop to get a drink?
A: The milky way!
Q: What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow?
A: An animal that can milk itself.
Q: What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
A: It’s pasture bed time.
Q: What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
A: You get a milkshake.
Q: whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
A: Throwing the cow across the lake
Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: To get to the udder side.
Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: Because the farmer had cold hands!
Q: where do cows stop to drink?
A: The milky way!
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: Because they lactose.
Q: Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder.
Q: What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire?
A: Udder destruction.
Q: Where do cows go on holiday?
A: Moo Zealand.
Q: What is a cow’s favorite drink?
A: Mountain Moo!
Q: How do cows laugh?
A: Moo-haha
- A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says “I milked your cow”. the neighbor replies “i have a bull not a cow”
- I had problems milking my cow one mornin, it was an udder failure.
